Tales of TeuFort

this is how pyro,fuery and scout saved the world from Charles Motherf#cking Darwing. It was a typical day in the land of Tuefort, when a missle came towards 2-fort so everyone pancic except 3 badasses named ThatPyrowithaSpoon,Fists Of Fuery- 27 and Sophsicated Scout. They quickly ran into the bunker.BAM,CRASH,KA-BOOM!!They left the bunker to see dead bodies, destruction of 2-fort.Then something scary came out of the badly destroyed door, a Soldier with one leg and a few holes in his chest.They did their best to find their not so broken belongings and got in Snipers old camper van and left.Pyro noticed that the rocket said "Darwing estishis".So they drove to darwing estishis.When they got their, they saw missile silows right next to the buildings. "Mun tha f#ck is dat" said pyro."I see 3 unknown people coming towards the base sir." said GRN Sniper."Shoot the driver Mr.Mundy." said Sgt.Doe. BANG! BANG! "UGH" said scout. ERRRRRET! CRASH! "Come on get!" said Fists. "Come on, i toke medical school." (sorta muffled) "TAKE COVER!" (BURNING NOISES AND SCREAMS) GRENADE! said Fists. BOOM! (ringing noises) Wha? Where am I? said Pyro.Your in Area 27.So,you are a legendary mercinary Mr.Reynolds? said Darwin. (sigh) Yes... and go f$ck yourself for using my last name. said Fists of fuery.(pulls out gun) BANG! BANG! BANG! UGH! (slowly faints away) IM GONNA KILl you so harrd. said dieing fists of fuery.no no NO! IM GONNA RIP YOUR HEAD OFF SHOVE IT UP YOUR ### SO HARD YOU WILL NEED A ####### ###### ######## # YOU ### ####!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! said super angry Pyro & Scout. (pulls knife out and cuts rope) AHHHHHHHHHH! UGH UGH UGH UGH. C#cksucker b#tch said pyro. Grab fist and lets get out of this hell hole. said Scout. (getting tired of writing so i skip to some part) He he he goodbye Mr.scout. Huttah. what? NECK SNAP! your..your your your alvive? said Scout. Turns out Darwins a lousey shot and besides, I never leave without my deadringer said Fist.Come on, lets get out of here. so,wheres pyro? Ummm...THE END

Edit May 28,2019: Never finished Part 3 RIP "Tales of TueFort:Zombie"